princesshawkguy:

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real


astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean


plainwhitesneeze:

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath




jandjob:

poor michael

:(

jandjob:

poor michael

:(



studip:

team I’m the ugly friend but it’s good bc I’m funny and chill


trust-me-im-satan:

has this been done yet or

trust-me-im-satan:

has this been done yet or


literallyrad:

oh

literallyrad:

oh


kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image


callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,


fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO



twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out